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£10 gourmet meals

In feed me on 17 October, 2008 at 10:24 pm
mmm, swanky

mmm, swanky

Lastminute.com is giving £10 gourmet meals away to celebrate 10 years of… whatever it is they do when you book online.

You can also finegle a free birthday meal for two. Yes they do want proof. And you have to go all the fuck way to Battersea. Also it’s in a butcher shop-themed restaurant.

bogof directory

In cheap as fuck, feed me, obesogenic on 16 October, 2008 at 5:01 pm
they want your cheques

they want your cheques

An entire website dedicated to the art of living on buy-one-get-one free offers. Inspired.

How else would you find out that Tesco’ll sell you 2 Cadbury’s Halloween Ghost Biscuits for £1.39 (perfect if you need to stop trick-or-treating hoodies egging your front door) or that Co-op has giant packs of Kleenex on sale (infected yet?): 2 for £2.80. You can buy everything you never wanted. In bulk.

Go get your cheap on.

free Krispie Kremes

In feed me, obesogenic on 16 October, 2008 at 2:18 pm
sugarshock

sugarshock

But there’s a catch: it’s experimental. And chocolate glazed. Still, free sugar is free sugar. If you live near one of the factory/cafe/ places, if you turn up about an hour after they turn the light out and sweet talk the guy at the drive-in, you get a bogof dozen. True story. At least in Enfield.

bail ME out

In the bank of me on 13 October, 2008 at 11:55 am
yeah, right

yeah, right

“I’M in debt too, I fucked up too, I keep the economy afloat, and bailing ME, and every taxpayer out is a safer bet than bailing out the banks.”

Although this campaign’s already failed (like ordinary taxpayers have lobbyists – or clout with politicians) it’s still a deeply comforting idea.

Glaswegian Anarchists make all the damn sense.

cheap cinema

In pass the popcorn on 13 October, 2008 at 8:51 am

The greasy smell of popcorn, the sticky floors, the sense that you’ve completely wasted hours of your life, hours you’ll never see again. The cinema is a tough habit to break: nothing makes a sucky summer blockbuster look better than complete darkness and a 20-foot screen.

PovertyPorn has frugal friends (you know who you are) who insist on getting a weekly film fix, in an incredibly cheap way. Read the rest of this entry »