someone call Marx

damn straight

So at least now we know the highest form of capitalism isn’t imperialism any more. It’s blind panic.

you’ll be rich!

aww, shit

Well, no.

But you, British taxpayer, are now the proud owner of 37 billion-pounds-worth of bank. £37 billion! Frankly, you could have done better. But, now you own the banks, you can attempt to guarantee

• they start lending to businesses again, so you get paid, other business get paid and we won’t have to queue with wheelbarrow-fulls of worthless tenners just to do the weekly shop