desperately seeking discounts

over a barrel

In bill me...later on 16 October, 2008 at 5:18 pm
we'll have to syphon

syphon here

So you know how your gas and lecky bills got obscenely high because oil went up to, like, a gazillion dollars (well, $150) a barrel? Well, now oil is only $70 a barrel and here PovertyPorn we’re still selling ourselves to pay for 1 hour of central heating in the morning (otherwise it’s too cold to get out of bed).

Why?

Because gas and electricity companies collectively thought  because of the whole ‘global economic termoil’ thing, thought we’d forget (it’s always a conspiracy).

But PovertyPorn never forgets. Neither do Consumer Focus, who are demanding gas and lecky companies remove their big, greasy hands from the smalls of our backs and step away from the barrel.

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